“Why Buy the Cow If You Can Get the Milk for Free?” | My Mama Said… 15oz Mug

$17.95
By Printify

Straight from the vault of Mama’s most legendary one-liners — this mug says what everyone’s thinking (but only Mama dares to say out loud).

The “Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?” mug from the My Mama Said… collection brings together sass, wisdom, and humor in one glossy ceramic package. Whether it’s a playful warning, a dose of vintage advice, or just your favorite punchline, this mug is guaranteed to spark conversation and a laugh (or an eye roll).

Featuring an irresistibly cute cartoon cow chewing grass — because of course she is — it’s the perfect way to enjoy your morning brew while channeling timeless mama energy.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

  • 15oz size — because small cups are for amateurs

  • Glossy ceramic finish with bold, lasting print

  • Microwave & dishwasher safe — just like Mama likes it: low effort, high payoff

  • Vibrant design that makes every sip feel fun

  • Durable, comfortable handle for your daily coffee, tea, or sass delivery

💡 Perfect For:

  • Moms with a sharp wit and a sharper tongue

  • Friends who love vintage humor and bold quotes

  • A hilarious gift for bridal showers, Mother’s Day, or just-because days

 

Care Instructions:
Dishwasher safe or wash by hand with warm water and mild soap.

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