My Mama Said™… “You’ll Go Blind If You Keep Doing That.” — Unisex Hoodie
🤣 The legendary warning — served with a smile.
Equal parts humor and nostalgia, this hoodie lets you wear the most famous Mom-ism ever uttered (without any awkwardness).
👕 Product Highlights
• Cozy cotton-poly blend that feels like a throwback blanket
• Classic fit + pocket front for easy everyday wear
• High-quality print that keeps its wit wash after wash
💚 Why You’ll Love It
• Funny without crossing the line 😉
• Perfect for gag gifts and inside-joke collectors
• Guaranteed laughs and nostalgic nods
🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
⚠️ White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |




































