My Mama Said™… “You’ll Go Blind If You Keep Doing That.” — Unisex Hoodie

Regular price $44.95

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🤣 The legendary warning — served with a smile.
Equal parts humor and nostalgia, this hoodie lets you wear the most famous Mom-ism ever uttered (without any awkwardness).

👕 Product Highlights
Cozy cotton-poly blend that feels like a throwback blanket
Classic fit + pocket front for easy everyday wear
High-quality print that keeps its wit wash after wash

💚 Why You’ll Love It
• Funny without crossing the line 😉
• Perfect for gag gifts and inside-joke collectors
• Guaranteed laughs and nostalgic nods

🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.

 

⚠️ White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.

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Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length from center back, in 34.00 35.00 36.00 37.00 38.00 39.00 40.00 41.00
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00