My Mama Said™… “Why Buy the Cow When You Can Get the Milk for Free.” — Unisex Hoodie
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By Printify
😄 Playfully provocative with a wink.
This cheeky hoodie serves old-school wisdom with modern humor — funny enough to start a conversation, sweet enough to keep it family-friendly.
👕 Product Highlights
• Soft cotton-blend fleece for snuggle-worthy comfort
• Unisex fit that works on everyone
• Sharp, lasting print for bold style
💚 Why You’ll Love It
• A classic quote with modern charm 🐄
• Great gift for bridesmaids, friends, and sass-collectors
• Guaranteed to get smiles (not side-eyes)
🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
⚠️ White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
My Mama Said™… “Why Buy the Cow When You Can Get the Milk for Free.” — Unisex Hoodie
