“Why Buy the Cow?” | Funny Women’s Graphic Tee – Playful Wisdom with a Wink
Every mom’s got that one line that sticks forever — and this one’s pure classic. “Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?” — wise words wrapped in a laugh. This tee turns old-school mama advice into a head-turning conversation starter that’s both cheeky and empowering.
Made from luxuriously soft, breathable cotton, this women’s fitted tee feels as good as it looks. Perfect for brunch, errands, or gifting the sassiest mom you know.
Whether you’re celebrating mom’s wit or showing off your own sense of humor, this tee delivers truth with a smile — and a whole lot of attitude.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Twill tape strengthens shoulder seams to prevent stretching.
- Durable double needle stitching for long-lasting wear.
- Strategically placed side seams provide structure and shape.
- 100% soft and breathable ringspun cotton for comfort, with varied fiber compositions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 |
| Length, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 28.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 13.75 | 14.50 | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.00 |
- Do not dryclean
