My Mama Said™ “You Did a Half-Assed Job” Unisex Hoodie | Funny Classic Mama Sass Graphic Sweatshirt
🐴 When Mama Calls It Like She Sees It
Some life lessons are gentle… and some come with a side of “I raised you better than that.” This cozy My Mama Said™ hoodie features a hilarious cartoon of a stubborn donkey and the unforgettable line Mama used whenever your effort was—well—less than impressive: “You did a half-assed job.” It’s bold, funny, nostalgic, and the perfect sweatshirt for anyone who appreciates a good dose of Mama’s sarcastic motivation.
👕 Product Highlights
• Comfy cotton-blend fleece for warmth without weight
• Relaxed unisex silhouette with front pocket & hood
• Vibrant, long-lasting print that stays crisp wash after wash
💚 Why You’ll Love It
• The perfect mix of humor, nostalgia & attitude
• Great conversation starter (and confession booth)
• A fun gift for anyone who thrives on brutal honesty
🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out.
Tumble dry low.
⚠️ White/light colors may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
