My Mama Said™… “Why Buy the Cow When You Can Get the Milk for Free.” — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

😄 Classic wit with a wink.
This tongue-in-cheek favorite turns a legendary saying into a conversation-starting piece of nostalgia. Comfortably cheeky, never crass—just the right amount of sass.

👕 Product Highlights
• Soft cotton fabric that feels as good as it looks
• Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs for classic style
• High-definition print that stays sharp after every wash

💚 Why You’ll Love It
• A playful nod to Mama’s humor 🐄
• Makes a great gift for bachelorettes, newlyweds, and throwback collectors
• Guaranteed smiles (and maybe a giggle or two)

🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.

⚠️ White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.