My Mama Said™… “It’s Impossible to Remain Angry While Eating a Cookie!” — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

👑 Sometimes, that’s all the explanation you need.
When Mama said “Because I said so,” you knew the conversation was over — but now, it’s a reason to smile. This long sleeve brings that legendary line to life with warmth, humor, and comfort made for everyday wear.

👕 Product Highlights
• Soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit
• Ribbed cuffs + durable stitching for all-day coziness
• Vibrant, lasting print that keeps Mama’s wisdom bold and clear

💚 Why You’ll Love It
• A throwback to the OG parenting mic drop 🎤
• Easy to dress up or down — wear it solo or layer for chill days
• Makes a perfect gift for parents, teachers, and grown-up kids who finally “get it”

🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.

⚠️ White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.