My Mama Said™… “You’ll Go Blind If You Keep Doing That.” — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

😆 The legendary line we all heard (give or take a wink).
This cheeky tee balances humor and nostalgia perfectly—innocent enough for family laughs, bold enough to start one.

👕 Product Highlights
• Soft, midweight cotton that feels like home
• Ribbed cuffs + relaxed fit for laid-back style
• Crisp print that holds its wit wash after wash

💚 Why You’ll Love It
• Playful humor with zero shock value 😉
• Perfect for gag gifts or light-hearted fun
• A great icebreaker that keeps the laughs rolling

🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.

⚠️ White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.